well… I am not a vegetarian

Farmer Bob – 1st and only victim of the green revolution
farmer-bob

Farmer bob is such a son of a bitch
we’d like to stick him in a fridge for the fun of it
but first we’ll take him out and cut him to mince
or maybe milk him half to death, so he’ll see how it is

sure it’s Bob who feeds us
and puts a roof over our heads
but the pig pen is a pig sty
and the battery for the hens
is as run down as the cow shed

well we’re just tired of this bullshit

and the final straw was when we saw that
he’s been stealing our kids

the hens were hatching plans
and the cow were mulling them over
the pigs were at first skeptical
but then they came in closer

it started in barn
and continued in the yard
they trapped Bob in his car
but then came his friend Rover

after that Bob wasn’t just mad
put the pigs in a pot
and the chickens in a vat
Daisy’s fate was not much better than this
Bob put her in a cage
and hooked machines up to her tits

So that days revolution didn’t quite stick
But at least the Rooster wound up as MacNuggets
that made everyone sick

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4 Responses to well… I am not a vegetarian

  1. kmj says:

    who has written this?

  2. Martin says:

    I’ve written it. Was playing it incessantly in Singapore.

  3. C-Dub says:

    Like the lyrics, especially the last line

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